Thursday, January 24, 2008

Rick Majerus Does the Darndest Things

Rick Majerus is best known for being fat, but now he's proving to have a mouth as big as his gut. Majerus who became a semi-youtube celebrity following his homophobic and anti-Rudy Gay comments. Well now Rick is at it again. First we learned that he has no problem with you seeing his uh....endowment. Now we've learned that Rick is pro-choice, which really isn't a big deal except he's at St. Louis, a Catholic school where they don't take to kindly to those views. His comments have brought the Archbishop of St. Louis to call for action from the University. It'd be a little absurd for the University to fire him over his personal views but we do know a couple of situations where they would be right to give rick the boot.

1. Rick brings his bat to the March for Life rally in Washington D.C. to defend his right to choose to kick your ass.
2. Rick takes bets on when the Pope will die.
3. Rick breaks into Church and gets drunk off of Church wine.
4. Rick carries cross into arenas for warm-ups in what he calls "The Passion of Majerus"

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