Mack Brown Is A Thief (and other College Football happenings)

Texas - Mack Brown has kept the crazy coaching carousel (Mack loves alliteration) going this off-season hiring two SEC coordinators to his coaching staff. Aurburn defensive coordinator and super intense defensive guru Will Muschamp (see above) decided to leave the Tigers and take his aggressive defensive philosophy to the lone star state. Also, heading to Austin is former Longhorns quarterback Major "General" Applewhite, who left his offensive coordinator position at Alabama to take the asistant head coach and running backs coach positions at Texas.. With these two quality coaches and Colt "45 and two zig zags" McCoy coming back look for the Longhorns to make some serious noise in the BCS picture.

Auburn - Don't feel bad for Auburn for losing such a good coordinator because Pitt defensive coordinator Paul Rhoads has taken Muschamp's old post. You may remember Rhoads from when he destroyed the entire West Virginia football program in 60 minutes in December. Rhoads' defenses are known for their sound tackling, and look for him to make a nice fit in Tommy Tuberville's coaching staff.

Arkansas - Happy travels to 6'7'' Michigan mongoloid Ryan Mallett who has officially enrolled at Arkansas. Mallett, who saw time this season due to an injury to Chad Henne, left Michigan due to the arrival of RichRod and the spread offense. Mallett will sit out next season but should be primed to take over the starting spot with Casey Dick (were not even going to give him a nickname) being a senior next year.