Monday, January 14, 2008

No More Text Messaging for Coaches


An August ban on text messaging has been upheld by the NCAA in a victory for blue chip recruits everywhere. No longer will they have to change their text messaging plans to avoid extra charges when college coaches across the nation try to contact them. Imagine the creepy text messages players like Terrelle Pryor would be subjected to if this ban hadn't been upheld.

RichRod: yo terrelle wut r u doin?
Terrelle: Hey coach, um Im in math class right now....
RichRod: kool. I got some calculus for u...u + me at michigan = national championship
Terrelle: um...sounds cool coach. I'm going to go though. I'll talk you later.

Luckily, for the sake of Terrelle and five star recruits everywhere, they will only have to worry about cars and other gifts from coaches, not text messages.

And speaking of Terrelle Pryor, it's time to start bidding for his letter of intent, Michigan, Ohio State and Oregon fans. For a mere $350 you can buy game worn Terrelle Pryor sweat bands. Don't think hes not checking to see which schools boosters are buying these sweatbands either. So get out your check books and show Terrelle that you want to make him your school's next great quarterback.

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