Friday, January 25, 2008

Man I Hate My Life: Week Recap

Long week? We've all been there, but as bad as things seem here are a few people who have had worse weeks than any of us. It's the top 3 this week because things were hard.

3) Villanova- We we're going to say that Jay Wright had the worst week ever, but honestly, when you dress that good (no homo) how can you have a bad week? His team is a different story. Wednesday's loss to Rutgers dropped the Cats to 3-3 and gave a struggling Rutgers team it's first win in the Big East. Even Jay had too look bad after they lost their third game to an unrakned opponent

2) Rick Majerus- Noone can say Rick isn't an honest guy (or that he isn't fat), but honesty got him in trouble this week. First there was the rehashing of his exposure while at Utah then we found out that he loves killing babies. Sadly for him...Catholics don't like killing babies and he's on the hot seat. So now with his team 1-3 in the A-10 Majerus is getting threatened with termination. Majerus definitely knows what it feels like to be pregnant- he looks like hes been with child for like 15 years- but St. Louis doesn't care for its employees having original beliefs.

1) Eddie Sutton- What's worse than being forced out of coaching just a few wins short of a landmark 800th victory? Being forced to coach at San Francisco while going cold turkey seems like one hell of a punishment. After coaching at Oklahoma State for so long Eddie seems like he's being punished for something. Maybe he killed a stripper, who knows. All we know is that Eddie is in hell...b-ball hell. So when you think about how bad your week is, remember that Eddie Sutton can't get number 800 and can't even wash his sorrows down with a drink. That is a pretty shitty week...hell it's a shitty season for the guy.

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