Man I Hate My Life: Week Recap

Who had the worst week this week? Was it Chris Carter getting rejected from the hall of fame? Was it the Patriots for again getting accused of cheating. Or was it Kansas losing their first game of the season to in-state rival Kansas State? No there's a group of people who have had a worse week than all of these people and hasn't even known it, and those people are....


You, America-for the past 14 days you have religiously followed ESPN, the NFL network and anywhere else you could find information on the upcoming Super Bowl. You've followed TMZ to see if Tom Brady is still wearing a boot, and whether Randy Moss assaulted any women. You heard how Eli has been talking to Peyton about how to beat the Pats, even though Peyton only beat them last year. And you've heard how the G-men are huge underdogs but can stop the perfect season. What you're forgetting is that the NFL is fixed and this all means nothing. If the Rog wants the Pats to win then they could start MAtt Cassel at QB, hell they could start Sam Cassell. So tomorrow our long national nightmare will be over and either the fascist regime in New England will define excellence or the G-men will keep the miraculous run alive. Either way the coverage will finally stop and we can get ready for the media blitz surrounding the NCAA tournament. We'll leave you with some parting words from none other than Carl.