He's Back.....

What's that sound you're hearing? You guessed it. Dickie V is back, which can only mean one thing....lots of yelling and probably lots of tears. Some say it's a good thing for basketball but it isn't. We're sure he's probably a really good guy but between his terrible catch slogans, sounds that can only come from a dying horse, and don't get us started on his obsession with Duke. Seriously, did he mess up his vocal cords by yelling so much or blowing Coach K twice a week? Okay, maybe that wasn't fair but tonight is guaranteed to be a love fest. You're gonna have Nestler all over Vitale, Vitale all over Duke, Duke players all over eachother, and Vitale all over the ACC in general. It's gonna be a painful game to watch, more painful than the time ESPN broadcast the game on 5 channels showing every possible camera angle you could imagine. So while most people may be happy that Vitale is back, here at Understanding Lou we have room for only one senile former coach and ESPN analyst....