Thursday, February 14, 2008

Kelvin Sampson is Screwed


With his team riding high and (illegal) freshman Eric Gordon playing great, it was only a matter of time until Kelvin Sampson screwed it up and right now the big guy is in a whole sea of shit. The NCAA apparently has found that Sampson knowingly made 100 illegal phone calls and then lied. The question is...who in the hell was he calling that much? It's not like the NCAA is really restricting the coaches that much because most of the others don't do (or get caught doing) this. They have bad service in Bloomington or something? Because his only explanation could be dropped calls. To top it all off, in what might have been his last game coaching, the Hoosiers lost 68-66 to Wisconsin. In the days ahead Sampson will have a lot of answering to do but he can look back on other great liars for inspiration.

Rafael Palmero(finger point): "I never took steriods."

Roger Clemens: "I did not take HGH."

Bill Belichek: "No, we don't tape the other team's signals"

OJ Simpson: "Knife? Glove? Blood? Nah, you got the wrong guy for this one man."

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

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